Lisa; the Up Against the Wall phase

impending holiday emergency aid

We all have Mothers

I wrote a haiku for them.

Feel free to use it


(the above was a freebie. Customer service @ PurpleHairySpiders is job ichiban.)

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Snootch being pounded

Cock goes in Baby comes out

Happy Mother's Day.
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{REAL LIFE FUTURE GIRLSTAPO LORE: the above stems from an incident IRL in which Lisa challenged your humble narrator to compose a Mother's Day haiku using a statement he had only just uttered sotto voce concerning the sanctity (not the sanctitties, you perv) of motherhood and the physical location of both the birth ritual and the sex act. Oh don't go getting yourself all wound up...count yourself blessed as a mammal: reptiles shit out of that hole, too.

As our way of apologising, please enjoy this most recent of photos of our dear Sisters Sinister at a recent occult gathering.

Word to your Moms, I came to drop bombs; Happy M to the D y'all. Piece out mothafuckas.}

Vilkommen

Our virginal blog.
The newly annointed Spider's Web of those blackest of widows, Lisa and Naomi, stars of stage, screen and nightmare.

To all you Werwolf Agents who have been soldiering on with us since those halcyon days of the late Twentieth Century when the Sisters Sinister of Das Girlstapo struck fear into the hearts of mortal men, drawing the ire of puritans and early-internet-attention-whores alike and to the greenest of the cannon fodder amongst you,

We proudly present this, our latest foray into the Great Electronic Beyond.

Operation Scheissesturm.

Please post your thoughts and missives. We Want Your Feedback. Got it? We want it. You need your fix of the Girlstapo Girls. Now is the time for partisans to arise and a Great Empire to begin anew.

Lisa and Naomi say hi.

Anyone who begins their post with "'Allo Love" or "'Allo Guv'nor" will be summarily executed.

Please enjoy the entire family of Friendly Folks @ Toxic websites:
PurpleHairySpiders
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Das Girlstapo
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Lisa & Naomi on MySpace:
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