impending holiday emergency aid

We all have Mothers

I wrote a haiku for them.

Feel free to use it


(the above was a freebie. Customer service @ PurpleHairySpiders is job ichiban.)

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Snootch being pounded

Cock goes in Baby comes out

Happy Mother's Day.
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{REAL LIFE FUTURE GIRLSTAPO LORE: the above stems from an incident IRL in which Lisa challenged your humble narrator to compose a Mother's Day haiku using a statement he had only just uttered sotto voce concerning the sanctity (not the sanctitties, you perv) of motherhood and the physical location of both the birth ritual and the sex act. Oh don't go getting yourself all wound up...count yourself blessed as a mammal: reptiles shit out of that hole, too.

As our way of apologising, please enjoy this most recent of photos of our dear Sisters Sinister at a recent occult gathering.

Word to your Moms, I came to drop bombs; Happy M to the D y'all. Piece out mothafuckas.}