Lisa; Ye Olde Fronte Porche Exhibitioniste Upskirte

note to reader: adding the letter 'e' to any word not only enhances it's European Charm Quotient but makes the author seem like a bitchin' awesome philosophic prodigy in his/her ability to relate obscure lore in a super kewl classy way. Try it at your next blog post/furious internet flame war and gaze in wide wonder at the amazing results.